Hey there.

Hello, world. I stand before thee, a writer and thinker, one who keeps thoughts in his head, one who charges forth without reflection. I am Akkhenaton, and I assure you I am not as arrogant as this post (or possibly this statement itself) probably sounds. Hi there!

Hi Akky! Nice to see you showed up. And now I am in charge, ohoho.

So in other words, I don't have to worry about a thing. Hah hah hah... Just as planned...

*Punches Akkhenaton in the face, knocking him back about 30 feet as his face does a skid on the ground* Wrong... I'm here too...

Me too. *Looks around wistfully.*

I'm here too! And i'm asian!

Akky is now defenseless against my vitriolic wit. Too bad.

Oh, we'll see about that.

I'm the Prolific Polish Patriot of Patronizing Pluralisms, Pontificating Passively with Pomp as a Pastime. I Proceed towards Proliferation of Progressive and Proper Pride, a Professor of Predicaments, Predatory and Profane, Preternatural and Professional. Never Prude, I Present Parts and Parcels of Propaganda, a Profuse Proponent of Profeciency. I am the Polak, Prisoner of Predisposition and Pendatics on a Plateu'd Pennisula of Pessimism.

AjwX wrote:I'm the Prolific Polish Patriot of Patronizing Pluralisms, Pontificating Passively with Pomp as a Pastime. I Proceed towards Proliferation of Progressive and Proper Pride, a Professor of Predicaments, Predatory and Profane, Preternatural and Professional. Never Prude, I Present Parts and Parcels of Propaganda, a Profuse Proponent of Profeciency. I am the Polak, Prisoner of Predisposition and Pendatics on a Plateu'd Pennisula of Pessimism.

I gotta P.

Kinsenka wrote:

AjwX wrote:I'm the Prolific Polish Patriot of Patronizing Pluralisms, Pontificating Passively with Pomp as a Pastime. I Proceed towards Proliferation of Progressive and Proper Pride, a Professor of Predicaments, Predatory and Profane, Preternatural and Professional. Never Prude, I Present Parts and Parcels of Propaganda, a Profuse Proponent of Profeciency. I am the Polak, Prisoner of Predisposition and Pendatics on a Plateu'd Pennisula of Pessimism.

I gotta P.

I had to one-up him in his own introduction.